Vile Parle ! ;)


  • ” Oh Kaka , Vile Parle la janar ka ? ” , I was trying to initiate a conversation with that local auto driver in Mulund . He ignored my endless efforts of making the prank work. I enquired again whether he was going to Vile Parle . ” Henn! kya ? , Arey Mulund ki rickshaw kabhi Vile Parle kaise jayegi!” , he replied in a quite choleric pitch . I was trying hard to control my giggle .

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September 16, was an awsome bloom because it dragged the real eccentric personality of mine out , all after a dragged-out story . We left the college when the day was dawdling . And then we were heading towards the station like insane and enthusiastic monkeys . We were having a lot of fun while walking along the road , breaking all the conformities which always ask us to be decent while being in public.

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Momentarily , a lady appeared in front of us and handed us an ID-card named ” Tejas Thorat ” . It seemed like that guy belonged to the local tuitional institution which was situated in near whereabouts of Mulund west . We thought of handing over that card to that branch .

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While strolling, Tattiman was playing with that card , the way we play with the flying disc . He was throwing it in the way frequently and Sonam was picking it up with the same frequency so that she can return that card .

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A little boy came walking silently . Suddenly , my evil instinct came out . I called him , he ignored . Then I waved at him and teased him with my interminable tongue out of my skanky face . I thought he won’t reply that gesture and so did everyone considered. But to my amazement, he turned back again and he was goading me with the same gesture . Everyone was laughing hard at me and I was laughing at my own condition as always . This one ( prank ) was successfully nugatory , successful as everyone enjoyed my sweet and unexpected denegration.

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Then we came across a pretty girl . Tattiman couldn’t resist her gorgeous look . He always looks hilarious with that simper on his crooked face and that water full of lust dripping down from his mouth . He was walking like a spearhead in order to follow her . We got a receipt of a brand new person to bully . I waved at her again and we were waiting for her to unleash her fury on us. She didn’t do anything. Then Samu whistled at her and she turned back and glared at Tattiman because she thought it was him who whistled . Our prolonged and loud laughter then caused every other pedestrian to attend us.

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Then we were at the place from where we start our actual hustle of the day , the place where all the autorickshaws halt. Now coming to the further story of Tejas Thorat’s ID-Card , we were looking at that card like detectives and then we noticed that it belonged to VILE PARLE. I hope you all can link to a fact that I made you all read the whole shitty episode just because you all were interested about the ID-Card. So all after that irascible reply of Kaka , without any pudency I asked him to put forth his hand , handed over that card to him and then I asked him to deliver that card to Tejas Thorat , whenever he visits Vile Parle . I ran away from to my clan where everyone one laughing hard with aching bellies.

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So , basically this is how we made our day ineffable. What I learnt then was , life is all about adoring each and every second we are awarded with . It is more important to become versed in laughing on ourselves and enjoying it , rather than blaming the woebegone conditions. And yes , it is even more a big-league to be stuck on the people who make us strong , who help us to mellow differently. . . .

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Bumped into my OXYGEN!

So, finally I met her after a prolonged span of time . She is the only constant I own other than my mother . It was really hard to stay away for a month . But due to this experiment I have discovered the incredibility of our manacle , no matter for how much time we stay apart or no matter if we don’t contact on a daily basis it remains the same as normal as it was in the initial levels. But , yes this time I noticed something new in her , she has got some greys . Heehaw!

I was actually expecting her to come and start bombarding questions regarding absconding from classes . To be more precise I was afraid of facing her reaction on my decision . But the meet turned out to be completely refreshing . She is more sure regarding me and my decision making instinct . She is the perfect definition of what one needs to survive, ‘OXYGEN’:)

Due to the tight slap which she offered me in my crooked face ,I was ensured that my resolution regarding M.A is correct. That wallop on my chubby cheeks made me so blithe that all my frets flew away to some faraway land . So , the conclusion is her genuine touch in form of tight slaps always helps me to get out of perplexing life . She is just like a rehydration solution which I prefer on dehydration days! haha! rofl! That nasty girl is cool, refreshing , mollifying and yes as soothing as the sight of small , beaming and dazzling stars.

And the gift today presented me was Mondi’s first grey . I am glad to witness her first grey . I plucked it out of her scalp , brought it along with me at home and now I have preserved it in a jar with a label of ‘2017’ so that I can show it to her grandchildren that their grandma turned geriatric at the age of 17 and then I can make fun of her along with them .To be honest , what I have discerned is , she is the only ‘k’ of the equation of my bemusing life.

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~freespirit02060

It matters now !!

Hmm… I am missing that sight of heaps of vessels in lying in the sink. One thing I can find good is ,there are no opened shampoo bottles on bathroom floor . So now I dont slip and fall in bathroom! And now there is no one to laugh loudly at that sight .One more notable thing is my brush is all safe and all mine ! Even now I can’t figure out why did you used to brush your teeth with my toothbrush ? My morning begins peacefully as there are no unnecessary alarms .And now the toilet is all mine . You know what ? Even I tried to copy you by taking headphones in toilet. Hahaha! And I enjoyed ! Anyways now I dont have to bang on toilet door when I am late in the morning.There are no filthy towels lying on the bed. Pillows are always in their places . I don’t have to hunt for remote and keys anymore. Doormat is all still and straight !! My house looks like a decent place ! But somewhere I am not able to enjoy this switch. I forgot to tell you , I am using your favorite skyblue pillow! Your essence is still extant . And yes how can I miss this ! Shoerack really smells awesome without your obnoxious shoes and socks. But I can’t understand, why does the absence of a nasty pig like you is mattering me so much !

~freespirit02060

I am fine without you ! Am I ??

Today after returning home , she went to the kitchen and prepared the same strong and dark coffee. But unlike past 5 years she added some milk to the coffee. Hm! the guess is right. She was missing him , maybe ? Her fingers unanimously moved towards the cd player. Something was forcing her to play that old disc containing his all favourite retro songs. Though he was nowhere , but the air was filled with his perfume. Those retro songs, that milky coffee, and in addition was Mumbai’s normal rain.. Wait today’s shower wasn’t normal it was something different . A tear suddenly rolled down her cheek , teasing her strong feminism. Probably these tear was a strong conveyance that inspite of their fight they still cherished their friendship somewhere deep in their bossom.

~freespirit02060